“I can relate to the main girl in ‘Teeth’”

“The girl in Teeth is a wee dirty. I really hope she didn’t fuck that old tongue man at the end of the film.”

“The rape scene in teeth almost made me cry. It made me realize that the thought of being raped terrifies me more than almost anything else.”

“It freaks me out when guys get upset about Teeth and how it’s unfair and scary. Literally the only requirements for not getting your dick bitten off in that movie is to not be a rapist (or an unethical doctor who sexually assaults his patients) or a bastard who left a sick woman to die on the floor. You can’t meet those requirements?”

“Teeth is my favorite comedy. Cracks me up every single time.”

“Teeth made me laugh hysterically!”

“I was almost in tears while watching ‘Teeth.’ I am so happy movies can be made to not only freak you out but make you laugh hysterically”