“Despite its cheesiness, I find the original ‘Piranha’ really frightening.”

“Piranha 3D saved me from suicide. For that reason, I am so grateful for it.” 

“I wish Kelly Brook lived in Piranha 3D”

“Pirahna 3D was so fucking stupid. Why the hell does everyone love it?! There’s all these horror movies nowadays labeled as stupid and meaningless, yet Pirahna 3D isn’t?”

“Piranha 3D was awesome! Fun, campy, gory and entertaining. What more could you want?”

“I dont understand why almost every horror movie has boobs in it. You don’t have to be naked to get murdered.”

“Kelly Brook and Riley Steele’s underwater scene in Piranha 3D, is the hottest scene ever in a horror movie.”

“Kelly Brook is the hottest woman in the history of horror movies.”

“I find Piranha hilariously not scary. There was too much hype surrounding it and the graphics are terrible.”