“I eat shrooms whilst watching Black Swan. Now, I don’t take any drugs.”
“Black Swan is hugely derivative. It’s essentially Perfect Blue inter spliced with clips of Suspiria and Opera, and it deserved no where near the amount of praise it received.”
“The only part of Black Swan that made me cringe was the part when she pulled part of the skin of her finger off.”
“Black Swan isn’t considered a horror movie, but I think it should be.”
“I can sit through the bloodiest movie you give me and not even cringe, but psychological horror movies terrify me beyond reason.”
“I was really looking forward to watching Black Swan, since I heard so many rave reviews about it. But I didn’t get it. Like, it never explained anything, and even the lesbo scene ended up being fake. I was really disappointed.”
“Mila Kunis was great in Black Swan! She should do some more horror.”
“Ballet itself should be considered a horror in real life. Not because it’s horrible, I love ballet. But just the things it does to you, mentally and physically.”
“I wish more a-listers would do horror movies. Natalie Portman was fantastic in Black Swan!”
“I know people (read: hipsters) say it’s some kind of drama, but to me, Black Swan is definitely a horror movie. I am especially frightened in the scene where Nina, decked as the Black Swan and dancing her first steps as it, lunges at the camera and growls.”
